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Confratulations to Clayton Giddens of Commerce, Texas, the January 2011 Fratdaddy of the Month.  He frats hard in the face of adversity because he “attends a school full of GDI’s.”  Clayton’s hobbies include watching pledges wash his Frathoe and maintaining his fratdrobe.  As you can see from the picture, he knows how to look the part of frat in [...]

Week before Kickoff: Frat – Decide which hot, plan A sorostitutes to invite to your Super Bowl party GDI – Decide which ugly, boring Chemistry majors to invite to your Star Trek Club meeting Morning of Kickoff: Frat – Call in your side bet, total bet, and 32 prop bets for the big game GDI [...]

Confratulations to Cole Frederick of Texas Christian, the December 2010 Fratdaddy of the Month. Frederick’s picture was taken moments before getting on the bus for his fraternity’s Christmas cocktail. He can be seen wearing a fratdaddy staple blazer, fratty necktie, and an old school college cap, showing that he really does not care how he [...]

With New Year’s Eve just a couple of days away, we believed it to be more than appropriate to lecture you on the fine points of having a fratty night before and after the ball drop. New Year’s Eve is a time to frat a little harder than usual and the following will help you [...]

Our friends at COAST Pawleys Island have released some new items during the past few months. Your professors have been wearing these articles of fratty clothing for some time, so we wanted to spread our thoughts to you. Today, we will review the COAST fleece pullover and fleece vest. Allow us to begin with the [...]

Your professors have casually discussed proper date party planning and etiquette in the past, but after recently witnessing many fratdaddies fail, we have decided to revisit the subject.  If you do things the correct way, then you will increase your chances of doing a walk of pride the next morning in addition to increasing your reputation in the [...]

Recently, we explored some disturbing trends we see on Facebook.  Interestingly enough, it seems even the national media, usually a friend to GDI and douchebag alike, is even becoming aware that the epic scope of Facebook douchebaggery threatens to sever our nation from its life sustaining connection to the fratmosphere (the one factor that’s keeping [...]

Off the top of my head… Good bourbon A pledge when you’re late for an exam Cold beer on hot days Warm girls on cold nights Croakies that float. Coast Apparel, now giving 20% when you use keyword FRATTY at checkout. Negative pregnancy tests Fishing boats Gameday Good BBQ Bad bourbon Youthful offender status Striped [...]

Psychostitute – Noun: A sorority member, possibly an ex-girlfirend, who is so crazy in love with a particular fratdaddy that she goes to psychotic lengths to harass the fratdaddy. ex.  I have to do something about this psychostitute; she tracked me down to the bars last night, cut the tires on my Frathoe, and then [...]

Morning: Frat – Still asleep due to massive hangover, but wake up for 2 minutes to place wagers on morning games GDI – Get up early to work the early shift at Arby’s Afternoon: Frat – Watch football, drink scotch on the rocks, smoke cigars, tell family stories of fratting hard GDI – Study for [...]