January 19, 2010
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So, I’m in Charleston for New Years, and I’m minding my own business, frattabbing and throwing down Woodford like its well-water, and the next thing I know, I wake up leaned up against the wall of Fort Sumter wearing naught but my specially ordered extra breathable boxer shorts.
Apparently, enough whiskey makes me an exceptionally good swimmer.
But that’s not the news. The news is that, while passed out, I had this dream, and Tom Selleck came down out of the Heavens, his chest hair gleaming, and told me, “Doug, stop slacking, redesign the website, and start posting again.”
So here we go.
A new site design will be up in a day or three. Hopefully, all current issues with the site (mostly caused by me getting frustrated while trying to work with the code innards and turning to the bottle) will be fixed, and life will go on.
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“I guess dogs can be students of Fratology.”
* Special thanks to Mitch Sharrock of Baylor for submitting this photo *
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January 3, 2010
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Congratulations to Krista Robertson of Kentucky, the winner of the December 2009 Sorostitute of the Month Award. This “Plan A” sorostitute knows how to dress for a gameday in the SEC. Notice the pearls and sorority button. [Side note: Every sorostitute should have a (insert sorority) loves the (insert school nickname) button or sticker for gamedays. Also, every fratdaddy should wear his date's sorority sticker as well.] Krista would never participate in douchebaggery, such as wearing a jersey to game. If you are fortunate, you will one day have the opportunity to witness this “Plan A” fratting hard around the Kentucky campus. Congratulations again to Krista Robertson.
To be considered for the Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month Award in the future, please see the contest rules posted at this link and this link.
* We are currently performing site maintenance to improve your Fratological education. We hope to have the site fully operational again in the near future. In the meantime, have a few fratwaters and review your old lessons. *
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