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Week before Kickoff:

Frat - Decide which hot, plan A sorostitutes to invite to your Super Bowl party
GDI - Decide which ugly, boring Chemistry majors to invite to your Star Trek Club meeting

Morning of Kickoff:

Frat - Call in your side bet, total bet, and 32 prop bets for the big game
GDI - Call in your acne medicines for the big meeting

Two Hours before Kickoff:

Frat - Discuss why the the big game hasn’t been the same since the Bud Bowl stopped
GDI - Discuss why no females have submitted their RSVP for the meeting

During the Game:

Frat - Drunkenly piss away $500 because you bet with a guest that Green Bay/Pittsburgh would score a TD on 4th & 23
GDI - Begin crying because one member stated that William Schatner is a better actor now than when he was on Star Trek

After the Game:

Frat - A fratdaddy begins backing blackjack, more 100+ proof drinks are enjoyed, and the plan becomes an A+
GDI - The Club President says the meeting is adjourned because it is a school night

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Comments

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  1. GDI on February 6, 2011 12:35 am

    wow you guys are douchebags whoever wrote this…im guessing some guy from the south who is still sucking on his parents tits wrote this right after getting a blow job from one of his “brothers” …being a GD Independent (a non-frat person with their own actual life….not a gay nerd like you all believe) sounds a lot better than a frat conformist. have fun dressing up like tools and sleeping with sorostitutes who are dumber than your idea of what a GDI is

    Regards from the north..man you guys are backwards

  2. oldsouth on March 3, 2011 8:47 am

    Are you still sore because you didn’t get a bid?

  3. Frat Ryan on March 6, 2011 5:37 am

    Fucking GDI

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