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Confratulations to Cole Frederick of Texas Christian, the December 2010 Fratdaddy of the Month. Frederick’s picture was taken moments before getting on the bus for his fraternity’s Christmas cocktail. He can be seen wearing a fratdaddy staple blazer, fratty necktie, and an old school college cap, showing that he really does not care how he looks, another fratastic quality. As requested, he cropped out the sorostitutes that were accompanying him, but he assures us that they were both without a doubt Plan A’s. Confrats again to our, according to him, “not so humble student,” Cole Frederick. He will be rewarded with a Winyah polo from COAST for winning this prestigious award.

Since over 75% of our award entrants the past two months have been too drunktaneous to remember the rules, we decided to re-post a quick summary of said rules:

1.) Be “friends” with Doug (insert link to FB page) on Facebook.

a.) This is to verify that it is really you.
b.) Therefore, we WILL NOT accept submissions via e-mail or any other mode of communication.
c.) You MAY NOT submit an entry on behalf on another person.

2.) Send Doug a Facebook message.

a.) The message must contain the subject heading “Fratdaddy/Sorostitute of the Month Application.”
b.) Write a one to two paragraph description about why you should win the award.
c.) Enclose of picture showing ONLY YOU at your frattiest. You may have a GDI or pledge use “photoshop” to “crop” any unwanted people out of the picture. Again, make sure that ONLY YOU are in the picture.

3.) Wait for Doug or Eric to send you a reply Facebook message thanking you for applying.

a.) Doug and Eric will send you a message within a few days if your entry conforms to the contest rules.
b.) If you do not receive a message within a few days, then your entry violated at least one of the contest rules or Doug and Eric are in a self-induced coma.

4.) Doug and Eric will select the winner at the end of the month and post an article about the winner the following month. The winner will receive a fratastic Winyah polo from COAST.

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