Your professors have casually discussed proper date party planning and etiquette in the past, but after recently witnessing many fratdaddies fail, we have decided to revisit the subject. If you do things the correct way, then you will increase your chances of doing a walk of pride the next morning in addition to increasing your reputation in the community for being an upstanding gentleman (in a few respects). This is the partially incorrect procedure that you professors have recently witnessed:
i.) have a Plan A accept your date request;
ii.) get drunktaneous during pregame at the frat castle;
iii.) order a pledge to pick up your Plan A and take her to the party destination;
iv.) Plan A arrives at party to find your shirt off while you are hitting on a Plan C;
v. ) end up shacking with Plan C or dominant hand.
It should be obvious that this route does not lead to optimal success. If your date is a Plan X monstrostitute, then that is one thing to blow up that situation like she does after eating Taco Bell. But being the exceptional student of Fratology that you are, you will be with a Plan A and you want to roll out the red carpet so to speak. If you have a date party then the best thing to do before the party is . . . you guessed it, frattab and get drunktaneous on an actual date. We are not talking about getting the early bird special at Applebee’s either. We are talking about fine dining at one of the best restaurants in your college town. There are numerous reasons for doing this. It shows that you are a fratty, but yet classy individual. It allows you to simultaneously get drunktaneous and frattab. It shows that you have a knowledge of fine wine. It allows your date to see you before you reach the mental state of braking liquor bottles over pledges’ heads. Primarily, it impresses your date to the point where she want to bypass the party and head straight to your room at the frat castle. Beginning the next day, word will spread that you are a great date to a party. In summary, do not fall into the trap of screwing up your shacking opportunities with top tier sorostitutes by getting too drunktaneous before you see them. Increase those shacking opportunities by simply taking them on a true date.
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could not agree more. that is my regular procedure. i like to tell them “lets make this date party a two night affair.” works on the reg.
Well put, gentlemen. I definitely look down on fratdaddies and sorostitutes who pregame hard enough to miss the entire event. Sure, you might want to have a pre-drink, but a true gentleman (or lady) knows how to prime themselves without ruining the evening before it starts.
Also, being sober enough to lavish attention on your plan A often makes her feel special enough to want to make you feel ‘special’, too.
Chucks Fish when in Tuscaloosa?
I’m not so sure that taking her to a nice restaurant beforehand would seem like you are trying too hard. I usually reserve the dine dining for girls I am already sleeping with.