Off the top of my head…
Good bourbon
A pledge when you’re late for an exam
Cold beer on hot days
Warm girls on cold nights
Croakies that float.
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Negative pregnancy tests
Fishing boats
Gameday
Good BBQ
Bad bourbon
Youthful offender status
Striped neckties
Well trained hunting dogs
Not being a douchenozzle
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amen to the negative pregnancy tests. a girl hitting her period after repeated shackings is like christmas morning.
Don’t forget ‘Plan B’