Frat vs. GDI: Thanksgiving Edition
November 22, 2010 | 3 Comments | Douchebaggery, Fratty
Morning:
Frat – Still asleep due to massive hangover, but wake up for 2 minutes to place wagers on morning games
GDI – Get up early to work the early shift at Arby’s
Afternoon:
Frat – Watch football, drink scotch on the rocks, smoke cigars, tell family stories of fratting hard
GDI – Study for finals
Dinner:
Frat – The turkey you killed with your Frathoe while driving home from the bars
GDI – Spam from Dollar General
Just like mom used to make, before she left home to join a hippie commune
Family at the Table:
Frat – All men have names which end in Roman numerals
GDI – All members have titles which begin with “step”
Nightime:
Frat – Sleep with a sorostitute
GDI – Sleep with a sibling
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